Monday, March 28, 2011

The Worst Fairy Tale

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Lookin' at the creeper van, lookin' at the white white creeper van that's a-creepin' with a ladder on it, why does it have a ladder on it, God knows why, just lookin' at the white creeper van with a ladder on it, yeah.
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Blouse- it's a mystery, Scooby Doo  ::  Blazer- thrifted Ralph Lauren  ::  Vest- thrifted  ::  Shorts+Shoes- from Thailand  ::  Tights- Charlotte Russe  ::  Nails- China Glaze's "For Audrey"
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Once upon a time, there was a princess, an ordinary princess. One day, she overslept and ended up skipping her princess classes, which had princess attendance. This royally screwed over her grade, in all literal sense of the word. Then the princess woke up and realized that it was a dream and that she wasn't a princess, but a college student. But she was still royally screwed, in the figurative sense of the word. 
Then she kissed a frog, only it was one of those frogs that you lick to get high, so the college student ended up hallucinating that she was a princess again. Then she fell asleep. Again. 

The end.


THIS FAIRY TALE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. 
Just kidding. I hope. Where did that frog go?


On a completely unrelated note: today is Gaga's birthday. Paws up for the Mama Monster! 

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I'm ridiculous but I have a headache so it's OK.

7 comments:

Dawn said...

I love you.

laura said...

You are ridiculous, and even if you didn't have a headache to explain your ridiculosity, it would be ok.

hearts, laura ♥
the blog of worldly delights

hattitude said...

Hattitude Artistic Style Blog
ha i love you! and those tights!
great story. copy right that shit! haha

talk soon wild child
-Hattie
Hattitude Artistic Style Blog

DaMnViXeN said...

i am so amused by the lady gaga impression! rawr! hehehe

Kitsune-kun said...

love the chevron stripes on your tights! so cute.

Feeona said...

I love your outfit (-:

WendyB said...

LOL re the van.

Great manicure!