Another self-inflicted banishment falls upon this blog: I'm beyond stressed right now and karma is biting me squarely in my lack-of-ass. If you have the time, please wish me luck as I huddle in my fetal position over in the corner. Maybe then I won't fail as hard as I know I will.
In the meantime, allow me to share...
Three Things I Learned Today That Had Nothing to Do with What I Actually Had to Learn:
1) That dude who directed framed rabbits and creepily animated people is coming out with a 3D remake of the Beatles' classic film Yellow Submarine. And Cary Elwes is going to be voicing my favorite Beatle.
Cary Elwes = Westley = Dread Pirate Roberts = George Harrison = HE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE
"Uh hey, isn't he an actor?"
... shut up.
2) They're making a Mean Girls 2, minus Tina Fey, Lindsey Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, etc. I'm pretty sure the only person to return is the principal.
Nothing against Tim Meadows, but as
Liz Lemon Tina Fey is demonstrating: "wtf furreal?"
"It's because of my family history that I've become very averse to taking showers. Every time I try to, I hear screechy violin music."
Maybe this is why I'm currently in this mental fetal position. Maybe. Probably. I'm going to go back to my corner now, if that's OK with you.